My Proactiv arrived. . . again

As a member of the Proactiv Clear Skin Club, I feel that it's my duty to speak some truths about this celebrity-endorsed (Kelly Clarkson! P Diddy! Jessica Simpson!) cache of products.

The soap stuff, like any other treatment you use faithfully every single day, works very well. It's benzoyl peroxide (yes, like the Oxy you used in 1985. BTW, I tried to get the "North Star" ad but it's been removed from YouTube for copyright violation. So here's a screen grab instead.)


But I love the fact that they 'advise' you to use the three products together, for 'optimal results.'

Because that's the only way this stuff will run out before they send you another one. Thing is, you can change how often you receive a special package from Guthy-Renker, and the maximum is 16 weeks (4 months). But I didn't know this until three packages showed up within weeks of each other. Now I have so much 'product' that I should be donating it to poor pimply kids in front of the megaplex by my house.

So if you need $45 worth of zit cream every few weeks, write me and maybe we can go halvsies on it.


And in the meantime, check out the video below. Can't see Howard Stern doing something like this.